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hi, i'm May (split)

♀ she; terrible developer

friends

Jack, AAGaming, cirro, uhh... i don't know i don't have many

projects

monofile, uhh... that's also the only thing I've really made that's notable lol, and even that's a stretch. You can see all of the ones I feel like listing here, though.

stuff i use

stuff i want to learn
(or am learning)

not-so-notable stuff

xkcd.uk, oyama.pictures, freerobux.win and family; I also run, like, coolviruses.download, and that's about it
My profile picture is sourced from here.
video0.mov if the discord link doesn't work for you

Posts

Mahiro Oyama's heart is beating

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2024-09-28

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The live tab counter returns

2024-06-14

Sighing Mihari Oyama

June 2024 service update

2024-06-12

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Testimonials

fucking hehead [sic] split kill that ni[...]

chapel1337

No I just hate split

WaviestBalloon

I gotta kill [...] you

StandardizedAnomaly

You are a techsis

Jack

how the hell do you have 3786 tabs open

turn

WHAT THE FUCK

Aurora

Nevermind you really are [stupid]

Xzen

Gay

Chloe

Come the fuck on man

micro

Fuck off

AAGaming

Hey f[...]ot are you trans yet

methy

[You are] beyond annoying

python

you're weird

Raymond

split is not a great benchmark for sanity [...]

Jack

Kill yourse[lf]

Jade

Split can i pay for your autism diagnosis

Chloe

yeah youre a meat lover alright

Aurora

Level 0 Guatt [sic]. p

Accel

you're the boss of mental illnesses

Marco

I thought I was mentally fucked but compared to you I'm literally squeaky clean fine

filo

you Will become trans in the future

LegitSi, 2 yrs in advance

GO TO THERAPY!!!! GO TO PSYCHIATRY!!!! JUST SEEK OUT HELP FROM A PROFESSIONAL!!!! PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!

LegitSi, now

Talking to split has made me more misogynistic

Brandan

Quotes

How would I become trans

— May, 2022-10-05

Fuck you, kill uourself

— May, 2022-11-06

thats called a fucking app charlie

— May, 2023-12-25

Laughing my ass off at lethal company twerking mod

— May, 2024-01-02

I like my spyware american

— May, 2024-07-26